Post by stephensw on Jul 11, 2012 8:12:20 GMT -8
If you like The Lord of the Rings and edgy, over-the-top parody, Dorked by the Rings might be a fun read for you.
Frydough and Bilballs Sagin, Hamwise Spamgee, GoneGolfin the Magical Gizzard, GimmeLick the Dwarf, and Airofcorny the Dangler from the North are some of the loony companions recording, in a diary, their ludicrous adventures while saving Middle-dirt from the evil of SourDong. They battle monstrous cave Trollops; the MorkDork Traveling Torture Carnival; and the mayhem of epic battles fighting the likes of the Brittany Spears-chuckers; the Giant ShrekUberBeasty with uber-knockers and a codpiece full of angry porcupines; plus many more hoodlums from MoreGore. Will Frydough the heroic numb-nut defeat the evil SourDong and save his little village of Bunghole? Will the madness never end?
www.smashwords.com/books/view/177408
Frydough and Bilballs Sagin, Hamwise Spamgee, GoneGolfin the Magical Gizzard, GimmeLick the Dwarf, and Airofcorny the Dangler from the North are some of the loony companions recording, in a diary, their ludicrous adventures while saving Middle-dirt from the evil of SourDong. They battle monstrous cave Trollops; the MorkDork Traveling Torture Carnival; and the mayhem of epic battles fighting the likes of the Brittany Spears-chuckers; the Giant ShrekUberBeasty with uber-knockers and a codpiece full of angry porcupines; plus many more hoodlums from MoreGore. Will Frydough the heroic numb-nut defeat the evil SourDong and save his little village of Bunghole? Will the madness never end?
www.smashwords.com/books/view/177408