Post by tgmiko on Dec 29, 2012 21:31:21 GMT -8
Hi Folks,
Before I go on my question/rant/plea for help/latest round of self-pity, I want to thank all of you out there, starting with Ted, for having this forum, and for helping. You guys have gotten me where I am, now. Seriously, I really appreciate it.
Okay, here's my question: what are you doing to get the word out there about your book(s)?
I have done many disparate if not desparate things, and am not getting traction, but first a little background: Amateur Hour is a fun romp. It's about nuclear terrorists, good guys in white hats vs bad guys in black hats, etc within the context of The War on Terror. Okay, so I am competing with a lot of other guys who write manly-man adventure novels of this sort, and have not been able to get any Tom Clancy types, their agents, or publishers to give me the time of day. [actually, at least Jim DeBiase wrote me a nice email]
So then, a real-life plot was uncovered that PERFECTLY mirrored the book, as if I had predicted the future. The parallels were astonishing. There isn't enough hyperbole in the dictionary to cover how well my action adventure novel was carried out in real life by 3 knuckleheads who live(d) [in the past tense, now they live in jail] 3 miles from my house. So when I saw the newspaper articles when these 3 guys got arrested, I emailed and called the various reporters at all of the newspapers and radio stations who covered this story, because I was CONVINCED that one or more of them would want to interview me, and this, of course, would send sales through the roof. I would be famous. I was the guy who predicted this, and whose warnings went unheeded!
Nothing.
Nada.
Zip.
Seriously?
Are you freakin kidding me???
One possible complication: the morons were arrested on the Wednesday before Thanksgiving, when the entire United States is either on the freeway, or at the airport, on the way to Grandma's house for 4 days of eating, drinking, arguing, crying, more arguing, and yelling at the football referee on TV who made a bad call.
I did get one reporter from one local paper sorta kinda interested, and he asked me to give him a hard copy of Amateur Hour, because "I work on computers all day" so I paid a print shop to print a hard copy and bind it, using the same cover that is on the ebook. I hand-delivered it to him, but he never followed up.
Now, on to Roadside Rest
Before I go on my question/rant/plea for help/latest round of self-pity, I want to thank all of you out there, starting with Ted, for having this forum, and for helping. You guys have gotten me where I am, now. Seriously, I really appreciate it.
Okay, here's my question: what are you doing to get the word out there about your book(s)?
I have done many disparate if not desparate things, and am not getting traction, but first a little background: Amateur Hour is a fun romp. It's about nuclear terrorists, good guys in white hats vs bad guys in black hats, etc within the context of The War on Terror. Okay, so I am competing with a lot of other guys who write manly-man adventure novels of this sort, and have not been able to get any Tom Clancy types, their agents, or publishers to give me the time of day. [actually, at least Jim DeBiase wrote me a nice email]
So then, a real-life plot was uncovered that PERFECTLY mirrored the book, as if I had predicted the future. The parallels were astonishing. There isn't enough hyperbole in the dictionary to cover how well my action adventure novel was carried out in real life by 3 knuckleheads who live(d) [in the past tense, now they live in jail] 3 miles from my house. So when I saw the newspaper articles when these 3 guys got arrested, I emailed and called the various reporters at all of the newspapers and radio stations who covered this story, because I was CONVINCED that one or more of them would want to interview me, and this, of course, would send sales through the roof. I would be famous. I was the guy who predicted this, and whose warnings went unheeded!
Nothing.
Nada.
Zip.
Seriously?
Are you freakin kidding me???
One possible complication: the morons were arrested on the Wednesday before Thanksgiving, when the entire United States is either on the freeway, or at the airport, on the way to Grandma's house for 4 days of eating, drinking, arguing, crying, more arguing, and yelling at the football referee on TV who made a bad call.
I did get one reporter from one local paper sorta kinda interested, and he asked me to give him a hard copy of Amateur Hour, because "I work on computers all day" so I paid a print shop to print a hard copy and bind it, using the same cover that is on the ebook. I hand-delivered it to him, but he never followed up.
Now, on to Roadside Rest
: it's half as many pages as Amateur Hour, and very different. It's about a female army sergeant who loses her leg in Iraq. Two thirds of the book takes place in a small town in Arizona, and over the last few months I have been hoping that the editor of that town's newspaper would get one of his employees to read it, and write a review. Today he wrote me an email that none of them is willing to do it, so it ain't gonna happen. We wrote back and forth over the course of the day, and it was what I feared: his female employees can't get past the first part of the book, where she wakes up severely wounded, then her rescue is botched, and an Iraqi tries to rape her while she's still strapped to her stretcher. He does not succeed, and she is rescued a second time.
Here's the thing: I have a female friend who was raped when she was 16, and she told me that she would rather read Amateur Hour, and because of what happened in her teens she doesn't want to read Roadside Rest. Hey, I totally understand, but right now it feels like no women at all want to read Roadside Rest because they can't stomach it--and I want to emphasize this: that part isn't nearly as graphic, descriptive, and horrible as you're thinking, while reading this. That, and the fact that she successfully fights off her attacker, despite her grave wounds. To rub salt in my wounds, a lot of men, especialy male veterans don't want to read it because "It's about a girl." Wow, that is such an insult to the tens of thousands of female soldiers, sailor, and marines on the ground in Iraq and Afghanistan. My frustration is that women should WANT to read this book because it is about a strong, independent woman who fights, survives, and succeeds, despite the fact that she has become handicapped.
I am asbolutely sure that many of you reading this post have the same feeling in your gut that I do that "If only a small number of people would read my book, the word would spread like wildfire."
I have tried using FaceBook to get the word out about my books. Nothing. I did do something, though:I just paid several hundred dollars to have a color ad put into the American Birding Association's January edition i.e. for one month my flashing, colorful ad for Roadside Rest will be at the top of each page of www.aba.org/ , hopefully starting January 1st.
Also, there are 2 veterans that I know who have a lot of FaceBook friends and Twitter followers who have stated that they want to help. All things considered, maybe the whole social media thing is a big waste of my marketing time. Maybe BJ Mendelson was right. Even when it comes to that small town newspaper that doesn't want to write the review, maybe I shouldn't be so frustrated because it's "only" a small town paper with a small circulation. Mendelson says that the only way to get your product (your book, your rock album, your flower shop) out there is through plain, old-fashioned advertizing in the mainstream media, and that all of this hype about how you can use the internet for free (I am referring to FaceBook etc, NOT this forum, or smashwords.com!) is a bunch of baloney that is making Mark Zuckerberg and Sergey Brin rich, while the rest of us are gnashing our teeth...
Here's the thing: I have a female friend who was raped when she was 16, and she told me that she would rather read Amateur Hour, and because of what happened in her teens she doesn't want to read Roadside Rest. Hey, I totally understand, but right now it feels like no women at all want to read Roadside Rest because they can't stomach it--and I want to emphasize this: that part isn't nearly as graphic, descriptive, and horrible as you're thinking, while reading this. That, and the fact that she successfully fights off her attacker, despite her grave wounds. To rub salt in my wounds, a lot of men, especialy male veterans don't want to read it because "It's about a girl." Wow, that is such an insult to the tens of thousands of female soldiers, sailor, and marines on the ground in Iraq and Afghanistan. My frustration is that women should WANT to read this book because it is about a strong, independent woman who fights, survives, and succeeds, despite the fact that she has become handicapped.
I am asbolutely sure that many of you reading this post have the same feeling in your gut that I do that "If only a small number of people would read my book, the word would spread like wildfire."
I have tried using FaceBook to get the word out about my books. Nothing. I did do something, though:I just paid several hundred dollars to have a color ad put into the American Birding Association's January edition i.e. for one month my flashing, colorful ad for Roadside Rest will be at the top of each page of www.aba.org/ , hopefully starting January 1st.
Also, there are 2 veterans that I know who have a lot of FaceBook friends and Twitter followers who have stated that they want to help. All things considered, maybe the whole social media thing is a big waste of my marketing time. Maybe BJ Mendelson was right. Even when it comes to that small town newspaper that doesn't want to write the review, maybe I shouldn't be so frustrated because it's "only" a small town paper with a small circulation. Mendelson says that the only way to get your product (your book, your rock album, your flower shop) out there is through plain, old-fashioned advertizing in the mainstream media, and that all of this hype about how you can use the internet for free (I am referring to FaceBook etc, NOT this forum, or smashwords.com!) is a bunch of baloney that is making Mark Zuckerberg and Sergey Brin rich, while the rest of us are gnashing our teeth...